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Brooks' film looks just as expensive and immersive as the sci-fi films it parodies so mercilessly. While the plot of Spaceballs is primarily a loose parody of the original Star Wars movie, it incorporates elements of the other two chapters in the trilogy. Meta-ness is all the rage now, thanks to Deadpool and Rick and Morty and countless other self-aware staples of pop culture, and Spaceballs holds up in that category. Ben Sherlock is a writer, comedian, and independent filmmaker. He's currently in pre-production on his first feature, and has been for a while because filmmaking is expensive.

In the meantime, he's sitting on a mountain of unproduced screenplays. You can catch him performing standup at odd pubs around the UK that will give him stage time. By Ben Sherlock Published Sep 19, Share Share Tweet Email 0. We have the combination.

President Skroob : Great. Now we can take every last breath of fresh air from Planet Druidia. What's the combination? Colonel Sandurz : President Skroob : ? Colonel Sandurz : Yes! President Skroob : That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage. Dark Helmet , Colonel Sandurz : [looks at each other].

Dark Helmet : So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. Dark Helmet : You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it. Colonel Sandurz : [in reference to not wanting to attack Yogurt's lair] But sir, your ring! Don't you have the schwartz too?

Dark Helmet : Nah, he got the upside, I got the downside. See there's two sides to every Schwartz. Dark Helmet : Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.

Colonel Sandurz : Prepare ship for light speed. Dark Helmet : No, no, no, light speed is too slow. Colonel Sandurz : Light speed, too slow? Dark Helmet : Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed. Colonel Sandurz : Sir hadn't you better buckle up? Dark Helmet : Ah, buckle this! Radar Technician : [Into raspy-sounding intercom] Sir? Colonel Sandurz : What is it? Radar Technician : Can I talk to you for a minute, please, sir?

Radar Technician : [Into the intercomm] I'm having trouble with the radar, sir. Colonel Sandurz : [Putting the intercomm microphone back] You don't need that, private; we're right here.

Now, what is it? Radar Technician : [Raspy-sounding intercomm voice] I'm having trouble with the radar, sir. Dark Helmet : [Tears the microphone out of the deck and throws it aside] Now, what is it?

Self-Destruct Voice : Ten President Skroob : Six? What happened to seven? Self-Destruct Voice : Just kidding!

Self-Destruct Voice : Have a nice day. Dark Helmet : [as the ship is going into ludicrous speed] We've passed them. Stop this thing! Colonel Sandurz : We can't stop, it's too dangerous! We have to slow down first! Just stop this thing! Dark Helmet : [Helmet is going to enter an escape pod when a fat woman reaches it first] Hey hey hey! That's my escape pod!

Who are you? Bearded Lady : [in gravelly voice] I'm the bearded lady! Who are you, one of the freaks? Dark Helmet : [Helmet up at the window] Wait, wait! Bearded Lady : [escape pod blasts away]. Dark Helmet : Come back you fat bearded bitch!

President Skroob : Ah, Planet Druidia, and ten thousand years of fresh air. Dark Helmet : [aside to Colonel Sandurz] The way he runs things, it won't last a hundred. Dark Helmet : I bet she gives great helmet. Dark Helmet : Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Starr! Dark Helmet : Prepare to attack! On the count of three. What happened?

Where are they? Colonel Sandurz : [worried] I don't know sir! They must have hyperjets on that thing. Dark Helmet : Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted.

Dark Helmet : Very impressive, Lone Starr. Too bad this isn't the Wild World of Sports. Dark Helmet : Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries. Dark Helmet : So, Lone Starr. Yogurt has taught you well. If there's one thing I despise, it is a fair fight.

But if I must, then I must. May the best man win. Put 'er there. Dark Helmet : The Ring! I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book! What a goof! What's with you man? Come on! You know what? Here let me give it back to you.

Dark Helmet : Oh, look, you fell for that too! I can't believe it, man! Dark Helmet : [Dr. Schlotkin is caught making out with his nurse assistant] Schlotkin!

Schlotkin : [pulls away from the nurse and adjusts his glasses as the nurse nervously zips the top of her dress back up] What? Dark Helmet : We're done with you. Go back to the golf course and work on your putz. Dark Helmet : Ah, planet Druidia. And under that air shield, ten thousand years of fresh air. We must get through that air shield! Colonel Sandurz : [Summing up the evil plan of the movie] We will, sir. Once we kidnap the princess, we can force her father, King Roland, to give us the combination to the air shild, thereby destroying Planet Druidia and saving Planet Spaceballs.

Dark Helmet : [to camera] Everybody got that? When will the princess be married? Colonel Sandurz : Within an hour, sir. Dark Helmet : Well I hope it's a long ceremony, 'cause it's gonne be a short honeymoon. Dark Helmet : [to Col. Sandurz] Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer! As they are fighting, Dark Helmet takes a swing with his saber at L. Both D. H and L. Dark Helmet : Ummmm He did it. Dark Helmet : No, it's not what you think. It's much, much worse!

President Skroob : [They hear a blowing sound] Helmet, what's going on? Dark Helmet : Sandurz, what's going on? Colonel Sandurz : It's Megamaid sir, she gone from suck to blow. President Skroob : Well we've got to stop it. President Skroob : Do something! Dark Helmet : [to Sandurz] Do something! Colonel Sandurz : [Over Intercom] Do something! Dark Helmet : Hey, hey, hey!

That's my escape pod. Bearded Lady : I am the Bearded Lady. What are you? One of the freaks? Dark Helmet : Hey, hey! Come back! That's my pod. Dark Helmet : Come back, you fat bearded bitch! Dark Helmet : I don't see them, Sandurz. Colonel Sandurz : I've sent the troops on ahead to vector 78, sir. Let's get moving. Colonel Sandurz : Yes, sir.

Driver, prepare to move out. Dark Helmet : What are you preparing? You're always preparing. Just go. Colonel Sandurz : Just go. Sand Cruiser Driver : Yes, sir. Colonel Sandurz : Sir, shouldn't you sit down? Well, you were wrong. You are now our prisoner, and you will be held hostage until such time as all of the air is transferred from your planet to ours.

Dark Helmet : She's not in there. Radar Technician : [calling on the intercom] Radar repaired, sir. We're picking up the outline of a Dark Helmet : Winnebago? Lone Star. Lone Starr! King Roland : Helmet, you fiend! What's going on?

What are you doing to my daughter? Dark Helmet : Permit me to introduce the brilliant young plastic surgeon, Dr. Phillip Schlotkin. The greatest nose job man in the entire universe and Beverly Hills. Schlotkin : [bowing] Your Highness. King Roland : Nose job? I don't understand. She's already had a nose job. It was her was her sweet present. It's much, much worse. If you do not give me the combination to the air shield, Dr. Schlotkin will give your daughter back Dark Helmet Where did you get that?

King Roland : All right, I'll tell! I'll tell! Princess Vespa : No, Daddy, no, you mustn't! King Roland : You're right, my dear. I'll miss your new nose. But I will not tell him the combination, no matter what. Dark Helmet : Very well.

Schlotkin, do your worst. Schlotkin : [scraping his blades together] My pleasure. Sign In. Spaceballs Showing all 86 items. Jump to: Photos 38 Quotes Quivers his face while doing it] Radar Technician : And the creeps.

We call it, [slaps the machine] Colonel Sandurz : Mr Coffee. Colonel Sandurz : President Skroob : ? Bearded Lady : [escape pod blasts away] Dark Helmet : Come back you fat bearded bitch! Create a list ». My favorite comedies.